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toolegittoquit This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Just no

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

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haha you are obviously a huge pussy. tell that ************ boss what's up

Thats when you just walk out the door

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its called a sense of humor OP which you are clearly lacking. my boss/supervisor tells me basically every 2 weeks i cant get my pay check, then i get it 5 mins later. ydi for not having any humor

this made me laugh so much

i would go back in there and tell your boss to take a ****** hike

Grow a pair and quit

CyclonePsycho 1

Does anyone remember that FML a while ago about the wife who wanted a divorce but the husband told her no? ~Favorited.~

Stop going. If they keep paying you, then awesome. If not, problem solved.

I really like the OPs name. toolegittoquit. doesn't any one else think it's awesome?!!

thats when you walk off the job. otherwise ur clearly his biatch.

just stay and **** things up at work until they fire you. I'd have fun with this if I were you.