Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML
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Carlyyy 0
What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...
kigaz 0
I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.
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Comments (337)
anniebananie 3
FYL because I have no idea what she could have possibly meant by "I love ditto," if not Pokemon. YDI for saying "Ditto" during hooking up.. not too sexy.
Ang517 0
You Should of been like, Ditto?. girl i got onyx in my pants. LOL, but thats funny. FYL
stevenstyle 2
LOL THIS IS FTW
kmgentil 0
hahaha u could b having sex right now but instead your wrinting an FML
whyme_ss 0
hahahaaa omg that is exactly what my friend would say in that situation
dg72592_fml 0
HAHAAHAHA you suck mannnn i think she was saying she likes the word ditto? maybe? this whole foreplay dialogue is weird as ****
intotheblue 0
Two questions: 1. Why would she say "I love ditto"?! I see some people in the beginning of the thread (didn't read all the comments) mentioned the movie Ghost. I haven't seen it in years but I don't remember that line... What does it mean? 2. OP, that was a totally inappropriate comment to make during sex, -completely- unromantic and unsexy. In fact it's downright disturbing. Not only would my mood be ruined if I were her, I'd probably break up with you altogether and find an adult.
ILoveJace01 0
I'm sorry, but mentioning Pokemon at a time like that? YDI. And how old are you?
Jari 0
Way to kill a mood. Why're you even thinking about that when you're doing the Dew? And this is coming from a Pokemon fan.
SmittyJA24 26
Re-reading this again... MAYBE she was saying, "I love-d-it-to". Duh. I still don't understand a NORMAL FRIKKIN ADULT mentioning Pokemon in this situation.
Broc 0
YDI for saying "ditto" in 2009.