Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML
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Carlyyy 0
What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...
kigaz 0
I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.
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Comments (337)
KopyKat13 0
wow, I like de pokemonz as much as the next person, but never, I mean NEVER bring it up during sex.
Synthuir 0
The only thing that could make this better is if she responded "Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon."
zimdelinvasor 0
This is without a doubt the most hilarious story on the entire website. Absolutely nothing beats it, even the guy whose mom walked in on him with a hamster in his boxers. Even the story where the chick shouted "Fried chicken" in spanish during sex isn't as great as this, but it is close. MitchFail, I applaud you and your extreme failure for making me a very amused man. May you live a long life filled with bliss, and with Blissey as well.
Starry_eyes08 0
Oh wow! Well it's an honest mistake... I thought Pokemon when she said Ditto. But really, who talks about it while going at it with a hot girl? If I was with someone hot, pokemon would be the last thing on my mind.
RespondomaticMan 0
You should have asked her if she likes Mudkips.
HelloShitty_fml 0
Bahahhahah. Ditto ftw!!
Arancaytar 0
Ditto is Japanese for "truck", did you know that? (rofl)
barrelrider34 1
okay, like why would u try to bring up Pokemon while talking to a girl about sex and shit? thats really stupid. Think things over b4 man CMON NOW
balanceMMX 0
Pokedex: "Ditto, the fail pokemon."
dolcevita19 0
Lmfao. Pokemon ftw.