Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML
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Carlyyy 0
What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...
kigaz 0
I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.
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Comments (337)
CFR 0
Heh, awkwaaard... She "heatedly" said she loved ditto?...usually that means someone's angry....perhaps she was angry because you couldn't crank out three simple words "you are too" or "no you're hotter" Something like that.
hazelwolfeyes 0
im such a nerd. talk pokemon to me and i get all hot n bothered. LOL i attacked the last guy who knew all of vulpix's attacks, how its tail splits to into more as it gets older, n how it evolves into ninetales. oh sweet jeebus...i need to shut up now...LOL Find a chicka who is into what you know...it will make sex alot more fun. :D
fxdxhk90 0
If you still like pokemon I think your too young to be on this site.
dan81892 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
madasahatter 0
It's all her fault for saying I love ditto. Wtf? Who says that? You get awesome points for working Pokemon into the conversation though :)
Eldorko 0
Wow. You are an idiot. Anyone who knows pokemon would have thought that, but you actually SAID it?
Ianslilgoofball 0
If I were in that situation "I love ditto," would have killed the mood for me. Wtf does that mean?
Ashleydiane 0
wow. major mood killer
tikkatakka 0
SDI for not knowing shit about Pokemon. GET SOMEONE BETTER. ;D
Flashbandit 0
You almost got her to play with you pokeballs...and maybe, she would have taught your Squirtle how to use water gun against her Lickitung.