Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a job interview and had a brilliant answer prepared for a common job interview question, but as soon as the interviewer asked what my main qualities were, my mind went blank and I blurted out, "I like turtles." FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, during a job interview, I was asked to describe myself in three words. My mind went blank, so I panicked and blurted out, “Hungry, sleepy and… flexible?” The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “That's not the worst answer I've ever gotten but… come on.” I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, during an interview, in my nervousness I accidentally handed the interviewer an A4 paper with my doodles and a grocery list instead of my resume. I guess they now know I need to buy more milk and have a questionable talent for drawing stick figures. FML
Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and, just as I was about to answer a question, I suddenly got the worst case of hiccups. I tried to hold them in but ended up hiccuping in rhythm, making me sound like a malfunctioning robot. I spent the rest of the interview with a red face and no idea how to get my dignity back. FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
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Glowworm56 27
Please tell me you did the impression!
bartsj1988 7
This sounds like the exact opposite of an FML! You clearly were applying for the Pikachu voice actor position for the new 3 D Pokemon Red game. Good luck! I hope you get the job! Piiii Pika-chuuuuuuuu!
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Comments (13)
Glowworm56 27
Please tell me you did the impression!
completeloser_16 4
well did you do the impression?
bartsj1988 7
This sounds like the exact opposite of an FML! You clearly were applying for the Pikachu voice actor position for the new 3 D Pokemon Red game. Good luck! I hope you get the job! Piiii Pika-chuuuuuuuu!
Tripartita 45
So you skipped over your slightly-better-than-average hearing and your 6th grade spelling bee trophy and went straight for the Pikachu impersonation?! ****, that’s ballsy.
DragonMaiden7 15
In a world where Pokémon World Champion is a legitimate tournament and title, never underestimate where you can meet Pokémon fans. If you say you can mimic a Pikachu cry, they will want to hear it, and there is a chance they'll challenge you.
MidnaLink 35
If that landed you the job, then you'd be a legend!
tonyfan00 38
Pika pika!! Pikachu? Pi-Pikachu Pika-Pi!!!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Pikachu!
Lobby_Bee 18
Clearly they are Pokémon fans too, you got a better chance at getting the job now that you can connect with them on a deeper level. Pika your way to the top!
Inkoseh 33
You've received TM$35000; Employment.