Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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boarder2k7 0
That really sucks. Be careful with that one...
xFalzz 0
Because cheating on him with his friend will totally make the situation better.
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Comments (148)
slipknotmaiden 3
That sucks!
jimbawa 1
Definitely FYL. I was in a wonderful relationship that went long distance for several years. It was probably one of the best relationships I've had. Wishing you guys luck on figuring out what you need to do to get it afloat, or happy hunting if you ever need to abandon that ship.
Bliitz1 0
#132, it wasn't an online relationship. Just long distance. Atleast that's what OP has stated. OP, FYL. Your 'boyfriend' is an ass.
sculp91 0
rule number 1: NEVER! show off in a gym! you dumbass
Gfrigo 1
WTF are you talking about.
FYLwindowlicker 0
142 is in the wrong FML lol
Gfrigo 1
that's what you get for assuming.
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
fyl he sounds like a jerk.....
Lisa89 3
With LDR especially you kind of need to estabilsh the seriousness of a relationship... FYL for him leading you on.. or maybe YDI if you didn't bother to try and find out/ didn't see obvious signs
Cookieestaar13 0
Tell him to **** off and get a new boyfriend :P
partychix246 0
long distance relationships never work anyway just meet someone in your own town nd ditch him.
laughterismylife 0
YDI for being in a "long distance relationship"