Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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Top comments
fatalblue06 0
I totally can picture that in my mind. XD
Jrefinne 7
I always check the back seat when I get in.
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Comments (116)
FMLsOhilarious 6
Omg, I'm so sorry this happened to you. I probably would've had a similar reaction but I just had to laugh! I'm crying right now this is so funny! Once again, I'm sorry this happened to you and FYL indeed.
bounca72 0
you fail
tmmundy 17
OMG....that is soooo funny. I can't stop laughing. I've got to try that.
lovepebbles 1
im sry but im laughing so hard right now!!!
curlyfry33 8
ever sense i saw zombie land i check the backseat, u never know wen a ninja zombie is around
Glassmaster 0
If she set your ringtone as a "bloodcurdling scream" while you were asleep, how did you not wake up? You must be a REALLY heavy sleeper
Minaa47 0
I like your girlfriends sense of humor. ;)
kaylarenae 0
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
abeye111 8
LOOLLLLLLLLLLL
vdk4601 0
this is funny lol