Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML
Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
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peach_fml 0
No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI
Audio828 2
Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.
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Comments (289)
poop135 0
this was definately on seventeen magazine. not original.
awhcrap 0
what are you, ******* five? the tanning spray scared you lmao.
ccclaire_ 0
the sun CAN cause you cancer if you don't protect yourself (UVA and UVB sunscreeen) but ahahha you do fail for fake tanning AND peeing. wow.
dabul_master 0
You think your life is f'd now, wait until you return to this site saying "Today, my doctor told me I have melanoma, FML"
iownacar 0
You can't get cancer from a spray tan :/
wichitagirl87 0
hey 180 your an idiot she said it was a spray tan. that has nothing to do with sunlight or skin cancer.
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
ydi wuss
pencilmustache 0
LESSON: STOP TANNING YOU LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA
Auzzman 0
Definitely YDI. That's just kinda sad
curly777 0
spray tanning is literally painting yourself. its just dumb. and to the person who says that you cant get sun in the summer so you cant naturally tan, good, people arent supposed to be tan in the winter and i think people look funny when they are unnaturally tan in the winter.
FMLfangirl89 0
LMAO!! what are you 3? its a spray tanning booth, its not going to attack you hahahaha