Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the two carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks planning the perfect proposal at the aquarium, right as I got down on one knee, a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mom! That man dropped something!" Half the people around us started looking around for whatever I'd "lost" instead of watching the proposal. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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premiermois 5
You should have thrown that little bastard in after it.
Leprecon 3
You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.
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Comments (130)
BB_ava 0
oh and who the **** ydi'd this?
rubberduckie72 4
dont worry about it. ny husband never even really proposed. we just knew from the first date really. one day he just told me to get in his shirt pocket and there was the ring. sorry about the money u lost on the ring though.
iwojima1945 2
@ #78, carat refers to the diamond and its weight, karat refers to the percentage of gold in the jewelery… dumbass, likewise #124, u and the others are just as retarded as this guy, you probably buy the first ring that that salesman shows you, or the most expensive just because, without even realizing the value of a ring and its qualities
kaitlin_ash 10
That's a small diamond!!
picante72 24
Bridge trolls can come in the guise of small children.
bazookajoey 27
Wasn't meant to be bro
Baller_Bob 17
That little brat needs to be euthanized
Undecidedlime 6
only 2 karats?
soulcrusher11 16
time for a swim
justsayingbeach 15
2 carat? An approx. £4000/6000 ring and you just decided to propose on a bridge? Mm... Suspect and think you may have deserved it! Be more romantic next time