david99021
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ankara, Turkey
Jesus said go to sleep
Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21
Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.
netflixislove 32
Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep
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abNormal62 23
Clearly you have never read a boring book
bleedingglitter 24
How did she really think it would help with sleep troubles?
kieralumina 30
Read it from the beginning and imagine the story in your head. its like a really old fantasy novel, so with all the magic and battles going on maybe OP's mom thought that it would place his brain into a dreamlike state. this would result in him falling asleep and dreaming of the last scene he read.
caffeinecat 9
Depending on where he ends up, he might not want to sleep again with that as a dream!
fakedsincerity 32
Read it out, super loud, at 3am and then see if she can sleep.
wakemeupplease 21
lol her mum will knock her out for doing it... seems like a good idea to get some 'sleep'
DoomSkuller 28
His* him*
nobodyer 16
Christians in Turkey?
awesomeamandas 37
there's Christians all across the globe. it's not a united states only ordeal.
RedPillSucks 33
you do realize that Constantinople, where christianity was first organized, is in Turkey
glimmer980 20
If you are old enough you should just get the insurance info and go to the doctor yourself
buttcramp 21
i dont see why #17 was downvoted.. i thought this was a good idea.
hsbzjsnsos 12
just spend an hour before going to bed doing something that doesn't involve a screen. it will relax your brain and you will fall asleep much quicker and easier
indyj94 15
It won't help if OP does actually have insomnia. Trust me, I've had it for years and have tried all the tricks including reading the Bible lol.
Hcyanide 8
Recite the bible very loudly each night and wake everyone with it. At best they relent, at worst you have something to stave off boredom.
wakemeupplease 21
I think she might thought you'll get bored of reading it and fall asleep no offense just saying :D
myanichole 22
Weird. I've been having trouble sleeping too, so has my boyfriend.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You guys should get each other bibles.
rebelbelle 17
maybe she thought that would put you to sleep?