david99021
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ankara, Turkey
Jesus said go to sleep
Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21
Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.
netflixislove 32
Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep
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TheUnum 7
Read the bible maybe it will work
nesteremily 31
I hope your issue gets fixed. I have insomnia and recently diagnosed sleep apnea. I feel your pain, FYL
Jmgonzo 10
Nice. You both completely and utterly destroyed my beleifs (sarcasm), AND you made yourself look like an idiot while doing it. Good job :)
hoosiergirl94 31
Take yourself to the doctor
david99021 15
you're cute ;) come here often? marry me Mary?
Vault_Boy 9
Really? That'd make me fall asleep within seconds!
Eyalsh 32
i suggest doing exercises at night, then having dinner and a shower. i used to have insomnia and this works wonders.
KayDee29 31
Although some people are different. This may work for you, but I know that if I work out before bed I'm wide awake. Just gotta find what works best for you individually :)
FitFriday 32
I'm not religious but your comment was extremely insensitive
matthews6599 8
10 mgs of melatonin, found in the vitamin aisle.
sicksadworld1317 30
Though I agree that melatonin works like a charm; a 10 mg tablet might be too big a dose for someone new to taking it. Starting with the 3 or 5 mg tablets is better- you can always pop one more if the first pill doesn't work within 90 minutes.
a1_z9 10
Is there some sort of helpline/ medical advice line that you can ring? I know it's not as useful as going to the doctor's but you might get some useful advice until you can find someone to take you to one.
a1_z9 10
It's no more insensitive than a christian telling a non-christian that the bible is 100% fact. I say this as someone who's been on both sides, unless they're particularly unpleasant, there's no need to feel threatened every time someone is frank about their personal beliefs.