david99021
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ankara, Turkey
Jesus said go to sleep
Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21
Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.
netflixislove 32
Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep
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juturnaamo 29
You're going to have that problem with Genesis, Leviticus, and Exodus...they're pretty disturbing. I'd try Numbers, that should knock you out.
TheSFgamer 14
Apparently the Bible doesn't teach you how to get rid of sleeping issues. Keep going OP you'll find a way.
allyiscute1 22
Lmao she said you need Jesus bye Felicia(x
Makko 20
Well, maybe if you change something your doing, break your soul ties(bad things you do and you know that are bad) it helped me;)
Delsanity 13
Thats taking religion to a new level haha
bobsanction 18
If you can read the bible and stay awake, you definitely have a medical issue.
bosco556 11
How many people commenting that the bible is boring have actually read it?
blackonblight 33
Depending on the book and version? Finding the interesting stuff isn't easy, if you're not into scholarly reading for fun.
sahmnc420 13
Ask Mother Earth to bring u peace via camomile n melatonin
Starham1 14
Well, it is too late now. Run. Run away, real far, real fast.
sanecatholicman 12
Read Leviticus. Snoozeville.