david99021
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ankara, Turkey
Jesus said go to sleep
Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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nooblper 21
Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.
netflixislove 32
Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep
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ribbnasforfan 13
Would so fall to sleep just reading bout reading the bible, atheism is great sometimes! ??
Habacadavarus 12
If the bible can't put you to sleep, you definitely need to speak to a professional.