Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had concealed in her suitcase a kitchen knife and plastic bags of MSG, salt, and other seasonings (AKA unidentified white powder) because she doesn’t trust foreign food, and wanted to cook her own food on holiday. Airport security were not amused and we missed our flight. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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taliwhaker 7
At least she didnt have a shoe bomb :)
KittyHawkMarch 29
How could you guys have missed those announcements going off at least every ten minutes telling you not to pack exactly that in your carry-on?
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Comments (52)
worldclassrager 41
There all sorts of things that can make bombs who knows what she could have been planning
Kristy_Orion 1
Actually you can take it but in 3 ounces bottles only.
MisstressNicole 20
I was thinking the same thing. I packed nip bottles of alcohol in my carry on. I was terrified to fly but it was quicker. I also refused to pay five dollars for something I could get for one. my sister told me to just pack it in a sandwich baggy.
WCARlover 35
sorry I hope you were able to get another flight!:(
writerchic85 26
Just wait until she comes back from Jamaica "Ma'me you can't bring weed on an airplane!" "But I bought it in Jamaica!"
Lilkat39 5
You should have left her there.
tomvertigo 17
Any time you fly with inexperienced people... buddy check their luggage. It's a life saver!
Jryan952015 7
Someone's getting stripped searched on the way back.
derpyshy 16
I just don't bother packing those sorts of things at all and just buy some little ones at the nearest drugstore once I get to my destination. It's usually gone by the time I leave anyway.
ChicagoSpirit 3
Damn. That is incredibly stupid of her; unless of course, it's her first time flying.
wildstyle2007 8
Airport security keeping everyone safe as per usual