Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Top comments
loueasy 23
It's ok. One time i accidentally slipped and fell into my friend while holding a knife. Police said I "stabbed" him purposefully. I only tripped like 5 times.
Lorenzo1102 21
Even if she fell what's the big deal? It's not like she got seriously hurt and even if you were joking it's not the worse thing someone could possibly do
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Comments (53)
Sista92359 24
What is she going to tell them? "He sat down and his friend sat down. Can you discipline them please"
be82tw 17
#44, I think you need to reread this FML. The friend missed the chair due to some unfortunate timing.
worldclassrager 41
It's a little kid prank...so what's the issue? You should be more mature and not do that?
militarybrat 21
Not much of a friend huh (not you). If they were truly your friend they would know you didnt do it on purpose and stick up for you in front of the teacher. Something similar happened to me and I got 3 days ISS. Didnt speak to my friend after that.
Enzymatically 14
Sigh. humans can be sad... so sad
SquirrelNutty 5
what?
Erzabae 6
you should have talked to your friend before class not gesture a obvious gester and expect her to know.
Theheavytank 1
What happened?