Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Top comments
loueasy 23
It's ok. One time i accidentally slipped and fell into my friend while holding a knife. Police said I "stabbed" him purposefully. I only tripped like 5 times.
Lorenzo1102 21
Even if she fell what's the big deal? It's not like she got seriously hurt and even if you were joking it's not the worse thing someone could possibly do
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Comments (53)
Steve95401 49
Once again, no good deed goes unpunished.
Atromus 13
Remove all the seats now you can't do it anymore.
LycanGod 27
damn, talk about bad timing
writerchic85 26
I had a similar incident when I was in middle school. We were outside at recess and I went to throw my lunch bag aside right as my friend ran past and it hit her. Didn't hit her hard and it was a fabric bag but she still made a big deal out of it.
LycanGod 27
well next time do it on purpose and give her a reason to actually complain. gotta hate it when people make a big deal with a small incident that was not done on purpose
writerchic85 26
Yeah we were like 12 though so kids like to find reasons to start drama. She didn't talk to me for like 2 days but then we were back to normal lol
geyakiran 5
thats nt a big prblm to talk with parents
zaidthunder1 27
Nice 'friend'.
cornyrob 33
That was awesome! You should've taken a bow! Even if it were on purpose, she should've just laughed it off
kelseythompson 27
Middle school is that you? haha
lulinator 40
At my wedding, my husband did that to me by accident. Makes for a funny story, but it was embarrassing at the time.
aleyp63 13
are you sure it's a friend?