Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
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Top comments
shiroun 0
Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.
Cerataphora 0
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (177)
MrJentipede 2
Ditto #4, if you smoke you would just kill the flowers and anything else living in the house anyway.
stereoskyline_fml 0
It would be 100x funnier if you added that you dont smoke.
DannyBoii12 0
I'd be happy with two packs but only if they were belmonts
zee209 0
Well if you're a smoker, isn't that a really good gift?
Stephai 0
That's... pretty sad.
wrestling49 0
maybe he's giving u a nice hint tht u shud stop smoking!!!!!! dumbass
aback 5
Hey, cigarettes cost some money anymore. You think you'd be happier *without* your smokes?
Phoenix_GAD 0
how romantic.
BaldOuting 0
haha seems like he knows you better than you think.
ILoveJace01 0
Well, if you smoke you like cigarettes, so...yay?