Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
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Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
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Top comments
shiroun 0
Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.
Cerataphora 0
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (177)
fudgemeister 0
At least he remembered it.
shadow_duv 0
probably should stop smoking, it causes several types of cancer which if they don't kill you it'll make your life not worth living. Still its better to have that message at one year rather than 20 like comment #1 said
teehee520 0
This would be worse if you don't smoke and have a close friend or a relative die of lung cancer...
jazminbliss 2
omg. haha go #7
Smart_ass09 0
Well its something to do when you're pissed off most of the day!
your_face 15
Ditto #22 and 48.
Juno_fml 0
Oh shut up, smoker haters, seriously. If she's smoking, I am SURE that she is well and aware of all the dangers that it brings. And very likely DOES NOT CARE. To that end, I at least hope they weren't like, 305s, right? Hopefully he shelled out for something decent! And I second 51, if he was gonna buy you some cigarettes, he should have gone all the way and bought a carton :)
bballman3113 0
BAMMM
desso 0
Pzhaw. You sound spoiled. Even though it wasn't romantic, he still got you something, and that's a lot more than I can say for others. Plus, if you've been married for a year you should've already figured out that love's not always warm fuzzies and richard gere movies. It's always a little rough around the edges, and usually really hard work. So maybe that's what your husband was trying to represent by getting you something more practical instead of a bouquet the size of your head. Smoke a cig and get over it already.
kyeee 0
i agree with 52. smokers know all the dangers, they just could care less most of the time. hahah all i can say is at least he remembered?