Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
That's just plain disrespectful. I'd be so gutted if that were me.
marcranger 29
at least he didn't use it as toilet paper.
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Comments (86)
doc_j 0
dont be to harsh on him. men have a different mind set i litteraly through away everycard i get the second after i read it
lonely_heart_89 6
While I do see why you thought that was a romantic thing to do, I do wonder why you're surprised at his not liking the rose and throwing the poem in the trash. He's a guy. That's what most guys do. If you want to do something romantic for him, get him some ice cold beer and a porno.
FMLoverAgain 7
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gofferurself 10
Seriously? Is that what people really think guys want, only pleasure for the head between their legs, then you haven't met any decent guys. I know a lot of guys (straight and gay) who are interested in girls because they can be fun, funny, smart, intellectually challenging, etc. And yes, it sometimes progresses to bed, but it doesn't have to.
N3v43h 0
A flower and a note doesn't make up for sleeping with his best friend, sorry. ;)
chimcharx3 15
He's a keeper!
zombiekitten87 12
that sucks, but guys dont usually respond well to poetry and flowers... that's kind of chick stuff.
liy223 6
I agree that maybe it was a tad feminine, but that sort of disrespect is just wrong. no one that cold and disconnected deserves some one there taking all the crap they have to dish out.
Faleni 4
doc_j what is your deal??
kg163401 0
The poem was filled with unneeded commas!
awesomeooo3 0
#20 If a guy treated me like dirt he would be straight out. I wouldn't pit up with that shit. It's really frustrating how guys seem to convince themselves that girls only like nasty guys seeing as I only go for fun nice guys.
ToyotaObsession 1
I think you might be a lesbian. No guy wants poems and flowers. Seriously I have no idea why you would think a male would want flowers and a poem. it's just not something men are interested in. even gay men don't want poems and flowers.