Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
That's just plain disrespectful. I'd be so gutted if that were me.
marcranger 29
at least he didn't use it as toilet paper.
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Comments (86)
dancerobyn 0
wow what a friggen dick eh?! your bf is a no good asswipe! u don't desearve that at all! all u did was something sweet!!..... then he ruined it. that lil bitch. I'm sorry to hear that though. :(
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm constantly surprised how much sexism is on this site. Considering how many teenagers and young adults are here, I wouldn't think you would have grown up with that mentality. I didn't. Did neoconservatism made it cool again to declare who wears the pants? Somebody get me a Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Raesin 21
Agreed. I'm not sure why the guys are using 'having a penis' as an excuse to be assholes and I'm not sure why some of the women are expecting it from them, just because you let yourself be treated like shit, why should everyone else? And in fact, my bf still has the bday and xmas cards and presents that I got him 2 years ago on the mantlepiece. Not every guy is an arrogant douchebag, it's just trouble finding the few that aren't. And just because a guy is not an arrogant douchebag, it doesn't make them gay like I'm seeing a lot of guys here seem to think. I'm thinking most of these guys have severe insecurities.
FarSide 23
@51: Get your own fu*king Hard lemonade. And while you are in the kitchen, make me a sammich. @55: What you fail to realize is that your "bf" is a slob who never cleans up, and likes it that way. So be nice, and next time you are at his place, bring your rag and dust.
bakayaro_fml 0
ewww feminazis....
Shadow_Phantom 26
@58: I bet you wouldn't say that to someone IRL. Also, if you're going to troll, find some original material.
Minx108 12
#23 seems like you just don't go for women with any class or self respect...
x143iloveyoux 0
He's a G U Y, no wonder why!!!!!! Cook him a nice dinner and get him the latest video game, and if you want to be romantic, ***dress up*** for him.
Minx108 12
any*
milanowjoseph 2
Good.
Shlizabeth 0
Lmfao. I'm a horrible person, but I clicked YDI. Can't stand poetry, and you remind me of this annoying girl I know.
ydnar 5
gotta go with YDI for not knowing your boyfriend. He's obviously not a poem rose kind of guy and if you've been with him for while you should have known that. If you've only been with him for a short time this was a dumb move since most guys don't go for this sort of thing. See comment from #54 good advice.
JesterMarcus 0
Get it through your heads women, us guys have no interest in things like that just like most of you have no interest in our sports. Just accept it already.
bakayaro_fml 0
I don't know... I'd be creeped out if I was the boyfriend. random poems and roses? thats weird. Yes, it would be weird if a guy did it too. He didn't react in the best way tho. YDI OP for being creepy.