Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
That's just plain disrespectful. I'd be so gutted if that were me.
marcranger 29
at least he didn't use it as toilet paper.
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Comments (86)
ellaemely 0
Send him to hell!
ryankon518 3
Break up with him, you need to find someone who really appreciates you.
jbeach91 3
dayum.
Zodaicz 4
I wish someone would write poetry for me. :/
mpclaw 3
well, you shoul dump him, but I suspect you won't. you are also probably really good looking as well. you are attracted to creeps!
Sharkskull 2
dump him
Oceanborn_fml 24
Should've gone shopping for shoes with him. Would still have wasted his time but at least you would've done it together
MrMan27 0
I hope you didn't put too much thought in it
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
your bf isn't worth your time OR affection...
heartslb 8
You're boyfriend is as romantic and sensible as a rock