Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML
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Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It's no loss. You don't need a DUI -- Drunken, Useless Idiot.
LostSoul 20
Alcoholics are not logical in their thinking. Addicts tend to be selfish people. Unless you are in for the long haul, which means lots of stress, fights, maybe police calls, and possibly hospitals, be happy he ended it.
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Comments (18)
ViviMage 40
Trust me, get out of there! My sister had her ex as a truck driver that drives semis and he is drunk all the time he is not on a professional job. He hits her, tries to force her into sex, threw her WHILE PREGNANT down a flight of stairs, and calls off family engagements to be at the bar. If he has that many issues and won't check into AA, you really should look elsewhere unless you want to babysit him and date him at the bar.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
then spread the info to the rest of the girls that he likes to drunk druve
Johnny5 16
How much was he drinking? Do you mean it’s because he had alcohol at all and then drove or do you mean he was actually over the legal limit?
Stephanie Claire 12
That was my question too, what exactly are we considering “drunk”?
DrSamba 7
Shame on you for trying to hang on to this trainwreck. You should have run, not walked, after the first time.
slym12312425 9
It sucks when someone we care about, or are starting to care about, doesn't seem to care about themselves. He made his choice though, and it isn't you. It hurts, indeed it hurts like a ************, but you will find someone better for you and who will be willing to make a change like that without even needing to be asked.
DanielleinDC 34
It's for the best. You don't want to date a guy who drinks and drives,
BettyBoop 11
Wow!!! The trash took itself out for you!!