Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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Bogrbon 27
If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.
TwoBytesCarley 27
I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!
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Comments (17)
phile 15
What next, the break off because of your blood type?
OrySoma 11
all valid reasons
jeepme 2
You've got issues
Jonkbaby 23
What is this, Seinfeld??
buddhist_babe88 5
I feel ya. I got broken up with because it seemed like we were too much like friends. I don't sleep with my friends