Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
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Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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somnolent 0
Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?
a_robot_duck 0
"That's a nice pendant, may I see it?"
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Comments (64)
hercules268 0
Whoever said chivalry is dead was spot on when it comes to a dumbass like you.
Brey1013 0
"I was trying to see what her pendant was." Sure you were mate ;) i use that excuse too, and just as in your case, no one believes me.
DarthRant 0
Oh, c'mon buddy; you should've known better. How far away was she sitting from you that you couldn't make out what it was? And what the hell do you care? Why didn't you ask her?
MasterConan 0
yeah yeah yeah. just admit it dude. we all do it.
Charlybit1 0
ok first of all wtf is a pendant? seriously tell me nest person who comments second ur suppose to be slick with it buddy c'mon distract them by looking like ur looking at something interesting then when they turn u get ur little glimps and third the girls BFFF is a cockbloker i hate that with a passion! YDI
teletubbies101 4
OP, it's called asking
thirteenishell 0
perv
insanelyXnikki 18
Just ask.. being so shy you can't ask a simple question is a maaaaajor turn off
wafflerampage 0
Why didn't you ask her?
kaitlyn3xo 0
yeah that's believeable