Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
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Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I went to a music festival with my boyfriend and ran into his female bestie. She refused to say “Hello”, looked at me up and down, and made passive-aggressive remarks under her breath. After a while of us three hanging out, she stormed off and told him, "We’ll talk about this later, call me." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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somnolent 0
Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?
a_robot_duck 0
"That's a nice pendant, may I see it?"
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Comments (64)
FMlbeast1 0
I DON'T BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhh yaa you were looking at her boobs. IF YOUR A BOY THEN ITS NORMAL,IF NOT THEN THEN WHO CARES
mcdeltaT 2
That's why religion is bad
MissNicky_fml 0
You deserved it.
rougeunicorn03 17
Riiight
jmw24 8
why did you not just simply ask if you were that curious? lol
XREFLECTION 2
Oh yea her "pendant"
kailarahne 19
I don't know why women get so angry that a guy would look at their boobs. stop wearing push up bras then
JazzHandsFML 28
I hate when girls have shirts that you have to read for this reason, but ydi for not simply asking her about it.
miss_amphetamine 24
Maybe the pendant was something odd or unusual? I always wear a necklace with the dopamine molecule structure on it, and people often stare at it trying to figure out what it is before asking. I just laugh about it. Sure, OP, it would have been more polite to ask, but I think the girl was being overly sensitive.
xboxaddict99 7
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