Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
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Top comments
grahambertus 11
Well it looks like life might get better without her.
JustAReaderZZZZ 10
Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?
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Comments (77)
Ariet 20
You're hurting now, which you have all right to do but in the end you're going to realize how better off you are without her. Keep your head up high and don't let anyone bring you down! :)
SmiffLah 13
Unbelievably cowardly. Good riddance to her, sounds like you're better off without OP
Gokuto 5
You SHOULD feel happy OP, she sounds like a total bitch.
MiscHats 14
you might not be happy about being rid of her now OP, but in time you will realise that you are definitely better off with her gone. feel what you have to for now, learn from this experience and let yourself heal. i sincerely hope your next partner treats you with love and respect. (and if not, break it off immediately!)
YeaSo3 14
and don't be with someone who viciously insults you again you're worth more Op
LyraAlluse 25
Well that is interesting because most of the baboons I have met have been more literate than most of the people I have met. She must have been a very special case.
Crammed 10
You will be better off without her, but from the sounds of it you should have been better off without her a long time ago!!
an3ph 20
It's okay, friend. In a year you'll realize how much of a gift this was.
rememberkids 14
I was abused by my ex girlfriend so I get it.
an3ph 20
Better now than later.