Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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Top comments
Incubuss 0
So when you walked into Taco Bell it looked like you has pissed yourself with excitement?
sguitaradam 5
so? let it rain a little on the rest of your pants to, and you'll be fine.
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Comments (40)
bubbarific 0
either the rain hit ur pants or u jizzed
SirJamin 4
You Sir, are Ignorant.
coolV 0
stupid.
roflcopter423 0
"Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants." (tribute to ireply_w/_lyrics)
dessaye 19
#17 = win.
notmrfreakster 0
win!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
17, **** YOU AND SUCK MY HAIRY TIGHT ****** AND MY LARGE HAIRY NUTSACK. AT THE SAME TIME, BITCH.
Gen2105 0
Bahahahahaha!
marinlabyrinth 0
You can't really suck a ******, it's an inverted tube.In fact it's almost the lack of substance that makes it a ****** it's a hole.
post_mortem 0
OMG, your life is completely ruined. I mean, how can you now face your friends? Have you considered moving to another country?
Jackieeee93 0
아싸! Cute lol
cmac86 24
may as well just pee yourself then. Billy Madison says it's cool to do, so why not?
Butterbuns 1
The front of your jacket was pointed downwards? As opposed the the fact that it usually points what? Upwards?
Mortanious 0
YDI for starting out with the thought that your life sucks and walking to Taco Bell in the rain. You're so sad, your hands in your pockets, let it rain on you cause you're Emo and don't want an umbrella, and cursing your life so hard because you are going to eat at Taco Bell instead of a Turkey with someone. Am I close? ;)
jaeilssanguh 0