Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
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Welshite 40
Beating donkeys are considered animal abuse. Just sayin'.
Welshite 40
Don't tell her about the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny then. She may go rogue.
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Comments (173)
liaRawr 9
Little bastard ahaha gonna happen anyway
belljars 22
Santa may not be real, but you can't tell a five year old that when christmas is coming by. It's one of the great parts of Christmas to them. That's a dick move.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
She was bound to know sooner or later....
OnionRescuer 5
Santa's not real?!
Not_Impressed13 9
Lmfao @ Didi!
awilliams44 9
Describe to him that he's just jealous cuz he's on the naughty list
NML27 8
I he were my kid he wouldn't be getting anything for Christmas. Maybe him getting nothing from "Santa" for being "naughty" will convince her he was lying and Santa is real. Poor little girl :(
EvilLittleMan 23
If your son is doing shit like this at age 15, I have a feeling withing a year or two you will be receiving a call to bail his ass out of jail. Your reply should be, "You'll have better luck with Santa bailing you out."
Lomus 24
Wow, he told his sister she was lied to so he'll end up in jail? How'd you work that one out?
AyeJay101 25
This all could have been avoided if parents didn't tell about Santa in the first place. Not like any kid is born and naturally thinks a magical person delivers gifts.
Merylwen 24
You lied to her knowing that one day she would learn the truth and feel that you deceived her, though she trusted you. Deal with it.
sydstoomuch 19
Stop lying to your kids.