Dogs, Painful and Health: It hurts - FML

It hurts

By dogbait - 14/02/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

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Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:01

correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

soozjw 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:00

Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

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Peroxide 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:47

I was once bitten by a dog. And now, everytime there's a full moon I roam the streets looking for tacos.

scarletdragonfly 5

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:49

lol win ^

CYNNER 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:53

#28 wow. scooby doo? really? 0.0

fuckyouasshole66 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:17

you can sue your neighber ya know

cooki3monst3r77 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:36

I think all "pets" should euthanized. women should be the ones being controlled

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:40

How 'bout you're euthanized? Yeah, I like that idea better.

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:02

Me too!

qcharismah 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:40

that's a privalige to have yhur leg to be PURPLE

Incubuss 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:48

Holy **** RABIES

Eleex99 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:13

Holy **** YOUR UGLY!

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:28

Wow. Your mom's a bitch. I hope you got your ass to the hospital ASAP.

mempholicious 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:40

nice mom!

piinkbunnii 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:40

What's wrong with Scooby Doo??

Trixies100 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:48

ur mom is awesome

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