Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
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Top comments
Tripout 0
correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners
soozjw 2
Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.
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Comments (166)
wtflolfail 4
Bite the dog back, see how the little bastard likes it
lsd_25 8
guess ur not ok
Ichiorochi 3
You.Hospital.NOW!
doglover100 29
Call animal control.
ginnygoggorgon 3
Take the case to judge Judy!!!
kittykat2345 10
Your mother's right, get over it. Unless your neighbors are abusing or neglecting this dog (if they are that would be a probable reason for the bite anyways) it's likely to have it's shots. Your leg is purple because things called "bruises" exist. I have a 4 inch diameter purple patch with puncture wounds right now from a rescue dog in training, and I'm not dead. Put some hydrogen peroxide and a bandaid on it and listen to your mother when she says get the **** over it. It's never the dog's fault either, either you or the owner, so don't even go there.
maccapacca 10
1, sadly there are parents that couldn't give two ***** about their kids. FYL OP
hoffmanam 13
why are you on fml if your key is purple
WickedFan 12
Digs mouths are incredibly filthy! They have the antibodies to help, we don't! A dog bite can kill you!! GET TO A F**KING DOCTOR!!!
SheTheOtaku 21
Your mom sounds like a jerk. You should get that checked out.