phantomdriver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Is this a joke?
Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML
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KelceyLoves 0
the thought must've driven you over the edge!
perdix 31
What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's when you go I was arrested for shooting a guy. Show him you can joke back.
luisit11 0
I would have shited myself
darkslayr114 0
i would just laugh cus the thought of him trying to commit suicide the same way twice seems a little unlikely
uncbballwins 0
I admire your relentlessness
AnagenisisZagus 13
You should have egged him on, man. You would be on television, man! Yeah, man. YEAH....man.
olivia_r 0
That sounds like an excellent idea.
perdix 31
He was just trying to get a big tip. When you get to your destination, he'll say "I restrained myself and we're both here alive..." as he stretches out his hand for the moolah.
brunettegurly 0
haha when I have kids I'm gonna do that..
sarapsosis 1
OMFG your pic is soooooo disgusting lool
jack3dup 1
winning!!!!
sixfoot2 0
guess he didn't try hard enough...
omfgfmlisgreat 2
I love all of 71's comments...I wish I could be as cool as him one day.