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Is this a joke?

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

perdix 31

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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Comments (243)

KMilliron 2

I have a huge phobia of heights and of cars, so I'm pretty sure idve needed a clean pair of pants after that.

marinus_fml 20

FYL for having a phobia of cars.

andrealovee 0

I am too!! so I would've probably freaked

wisericky 12

i have a phobia of people that have phobias so if you could not stand so close to me... wait, what are you doing... stay away... noooo... (static)

KMilliron 2

Rees a theory that whatever phobias you posses now are the cause of your death in a previous life. Fun to think about.

SittingInTheSky 6

Translation "I CANNOT SPELL"

aardvarkish 17

That'll raise the pucker factor, I bet!

briidontgive_ 0

Ohhh would have made my stomache hurt :/ scaryy !

deapshit 0

what kind of cab driver is that

PeteyPablo12308 20

I'm sure telling people that, can't possibly be good for business...

chlobo13 0

hahaha am I the only one who thinks this driver was just having fun with the stiff passenger? xD

MissBunny25 0

170 nope. I thought the same thing

chlobo13 0

Win!! xD I dont stand alone ^.^

hunt98 0

call thhe ccops thhat's hrassmennt

b3ll4b00 0

how?

MarcyMarc 4

more like a joke haha =P

florecitabetch 0

how is that harassment?

sundaybmx 6

it's a joke

laden_swallow09 35

Yeah, no idea how that's harassment, 22. Makes me wonder if he was smiling when he said it, just to see the look on OP's face.

Silentstrike 11

i appologize for this comment: dude, this is in Canada not the U.S. Of A, we cant go around sueing someone cause they bought the last chocolate bar.

nickdunbar 8

haha lol i would shit myself

jawman 0

ps3 is better

Fatalally 4

you wish

iDerp 3

Ughhh....Fanboys.

shanbang 0

well that's a bit disturbing!

OMG_N3RD 0

Its alot disturbing

jewels1877 0

Guess you know not to ask how the cab driver is doing, ehh? Should've patted him on the back and gave him false hope that everything is gonna be okay.