Love and Break-ups: A cute Christmas Eve story

A cute Christmas Eve story

By EpicOracle - 24/12/2021 22:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I realised I'm tired of the bossy attitude exuded by the woman who I once believed was my soulmate. Tonight might just be the last night we'd sleep on same bed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 December 2021 23:20

Only if she says so.

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Saturday 25 December 2021 0:36

think of it as a blessing in disguise

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 December 2021 23:20

Only if she says so.

joseph_rod_05 14

Saturday 25 December 2021 0:36

think of it as a blessing in disguise

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