Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Put a huge smile on as you kick him in the balls. FYL though.
p00p0ster0us 0
Seriously? What was he hoping to get out of that? And as for your wife, well, gee man all I can say is that's horrible. THAT'S a true FML if I ever heard one.
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Comments (177)
xxEternalRain 13
Thats when you punch your boss in the face And quit then divorce your wife and kick her out
Chromax 8
"And she was the one who payed for this damn Botox injection!"
banana987 7
If I were u I would quit my job divorce my wife and beat the shit out of my former boss and make sure he doesn't have a smile on his face while he's in the hospital... Well not that bad of a beating but yeah some punches n stuff
zomgbies 17
Beat the snot out of him. Divorce her. You'll likely get alimony payments.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I really hope you punched him then dumped your cheating wife
yung_dubbs 9
Should've knocked him the f out. Screw the job
LunarDubstep 24
Kill him. Divorce your wife she's a cheating ***** with no respect for the hard work you do and being faithful to her
cjl922 17
How good is that pussy?
gilbertclarence 9
all bad. move on try not to kill anyone and kick her tf out. quit your job or sue idk.
fyreangel 6
Probably figured you couldn't be to mad if he kept smiling at you.... Or he had just banged your wife the night prior or something and still had a happy