Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Comments (281)
ballsacks33 17
Get rid of his sorry ass.
Californialuvv 7
Surprise!
migueljm5 18
It seems he is not going to be that great of a father no offense. But they say women's maternal instincts kick in when she becomes pregnant but men's paternal instincts kick in when they first hold their child.
siriusjones 6
So you didn't pick up on the fact he was a self-centered jerk who can't manage money before you let him knock you up? Or maybe you expected him to magically change? Sorry.....you get a big, fat YDI for being an idiot. Too bad you're screwing up your kid's life too, though.
LisandroH 6
C'mon you had sex with him, you probably knew how he was.
jmeshvrd 13
You should have chosen a better mate. Good luck dumbass.
willis123 3
why are there over 200000 you deserved its
Luke1787 6
its 20,000 genius
Luke1787 6
in his defense, every stoner needs a piece. One ******* piece though, you don't go out buying multiple bongs while your girl is pregnant
sartrow 8
sounds like you went tooooo far with an idiot, oh well, I'm sure you will straighten him out, one way or another
Tilfy 4
I had an ex like that, he topped it off by finding possibly the only fat coke head in the world and cheating on me with her. But it's ok, he lost his job, and therefore, home, shortly after. Smug.