Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Comments (281)
Kitti_the_Killer 8
Tell that asshole to stop wasting your money. Is he the biological father? If so I suggest you have a talk with him. You two are having a baby and he spending money on things he don't need!!! He sounds immature and needs too grow up if he is gonna be a father.. I feel bad for you
sayhisoph 26
Wtf do you see in an idiot like that? First of all .. DRUGS in a home where a baby is coming very soon?!!! Get rid of him !
shelbie_g 5
That's horrible :(
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your boyfriend sounds like a high school or college student based on the stuff he's buying.
ButDatAssDoe 12
A bong?! If he smokes pot then, hell he doesn't deserve a child! Move in with your parents, grandparents, friends, anyone who could protect your child from the mind poisoning actions that this douchebag is going to expose to the kid!
Solano2580 24
Tell him that he either has to cut the crap and be a responsible father or he'll be kicked out and he'll have to pay child support
roboy96 8
you should go out and buy all that stuff for your son before your boyfriend wastes all the money.
bosniangirl27 21
My question is why are you still with him
BLT10009 4
That sounds like a you problem.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
He sounds like a piece of shit. hopefully you broke up with him.