Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his Facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Top comments
annie_nk 23
Honey. He obviously does not care about his son. I say leave him because you don't want someone like him raising your child.
Welshite 40
I'm not going to lie, and I'll accept whatever thumbs down this gets. Both OP and her boyfriend are complete and utter irresponsible idiots for smoking pot with a baby on the way. You don't smoke or do drugs when pregnant. I don't know if OP smokes, but if her boyfriend does, then the baby is getting some too.
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Charlatan_fml 2
You deadbeat stoner pieces of shit shouldn't be procreating in the first place.
jphill2012 11
LEAVE HIM
sulitak 27
I voted YDI. after the first few things he spent the money on... you should have stepped up and took YOUR money out of his hands. He can waste his own money, and if you're going to stay with an irresponsible moron... fine. but don't let him spend your money too (referencing the use of "our" in the FML). that makes you just as bad as him
Tr1xXxY 3
YTD!!!! you're the one who picked his dumbass. now, deal with it. I feel no remorse for you, honey.
chubaca2004 6
You picked him and obviously are still with him so ydi op
wanderingshopper 13
Sounds like a real stand up guy. Not. And you're still with him why?? Great father figure to have for your coming child.
riax 9
you're just as much an idiot for having this idiot's child.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Not to be funny, but it looks like you need to start preparing to be a single mother.
ZombieSazza 34
Dump him, he won't be any better as a Father and will probably not help with his share of duties, you're better off on your own until he eventually grows up and wants to share custody or he'll just continue being selfish.
sailorarctic 22
ydi for staying this long. my sister did the same thing and I felt no sympathy for her either when her worthless POS finally left her. get out while you can.