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Interrogation

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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sourgirl101 29

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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Then he unzipped your dad's pants and showed him first-hand.

That's über creepy.

I love your hair :3

15thPrestige 0

He should of asked "how low did u go?" (limbo theme)

He 'should've' asked, "How low are your grades?" Now read my name. OT: At least he's not mad. :D

15thPrestige 0

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL.

sad account name ... saaaad

Donkeydick360 0

lmao nailed it on the head #60

15thPrestige 0

This is a account like for example: Superman , and it would have a picture of superman. I changed my picture because I felt like it...

therealsuperman 0

WTF asshole. Justin Beiber, I will destroy your planet

UnanomousGurl 0

LMFAOOOO XD

lil_lala209 5

haha your dad rocks! I would have busted up laughing if I were you. your poor boyfriend he must have been scared to death at that moment.

that was terrible family guy your usually funny

i bet your dad is just so proud of this one and was just waiting for the right Time to say it

IneffableLullaby 13

Your dad has a sense of humor, OP! Just laugh this situation off. :D

Jusssttt below her hair(;

I think the subtle undertext was that your boyfriend was meant to get on the ground and kiss your dad's feet.

that's perverted. point blank.