Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Interrogation
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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sourgirl101 29
If he said lips, would he be wrong?
PeteyPablo12308 20
How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL
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Comments (98)
melibear89 7
my bf woulda said "just below the hair" then showed him the hickey he left on my neck.
violetsweety 26
At first i didnt get that, so I read it over. Then i thought was that supposed to be hello? Then i said it out loud and now i get it. :|
Doortje 30
Seriously? It took you that long? Are you sure you get it now?
random_retro123 0
dang that's just crazy idk what I would do if I was in that position lol
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Tell him, "only kissed above the neck, but my dick has been where the sun doesn't shine." ;)
jdizzie96 0
your dads a boss
jwebster 8
that is ******* awesome. I am so asking my daughters first boyfriend that
momo1972 3
tell him your daughters lips are soft and moist.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Are you 12? That's the only scenario that could make this an FML IMO.
greekgal44 14
epic fail
Ninjafriends 1
Your dad is trying to make sure he's ahead of the competition. Gross!
dt520 4
"low enough to kiss both pairs of lips sir!"