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Interrogation

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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sourgirl101 29

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

PeteyPablo12308 20

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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Comments (98)

stephanieface 0

lolol gross

C6Racer 0

Dad knows what's up. Haha

MrWTF_fml 2

dad know what's "down!!!!"

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I'm talkin down town!!

Kingdutch 3

How low can you go?

Qluz 3

baby are you down down downdown down~

EvilPotato 15

17 downtown Bobby Brown

InstantRanbowMix 0

And his answer was...?

singhjr1 3

FIRST.

miss_sunshine716 0

yet so far lol

miss_sunshine716 0

lol wtf? odd much.

Bees_fml 0

I woulda laughed and shot back, "I tried to kiss her toes but she's too ticklish!"

IronZombie 0

he should've said her lips have been all over his body that would've made him pretty angry

PeteyPablo12308 20

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

Buchitoo 4

lol. That's a question a parent shouldn't really ask!!! Especially when just meeting the boyfriend.

TheDrifter 24

But it does show how well the boyfriend does under pressure.

RedPillSucks 33

That's the question a dad asks while brandishing a bat, or a Glock

kinkajoujennie 0

kiss my pipi!

nathan5 0

I would have said "feet and toes only"

DudeImBetter 0

I would've said that I treat your daughter like a queen and kiss her feet or I would've said pelvic region cause she got a boo boo there and it made her feel better.

Phorenzix 0

'This one time, we kissed lying on the floor!'

nathan5 0

We kissed below sea level

Bees_fml 0

Hahahaha - ^ WIN

L0V34L1F3 9

Just below the hair :x

unidentified_sta 5

FOREHEAD! Or potentially below armpit hair, nose hair, his/her mustaches. Cannot possibly think of another place.

sassypants93 17

15-maybe if you're a pedophile...

greekgal44 14

haha 9 is a win

sourgirl101 29

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

Chunkylover76 4

That's right...just don't say they were the vertical ones! Like your thinking SourGirl!!

dakotamorr 4

haha that's a great point

maybaybe 0

That's really creepy. Sorry, OP but your dads gross.

b6000 0

you are really cute

PSQ91 6

He was just trying to be funny probably, you can't tell if he meant it seriously...

jestr 0

hahah im sure that was followed by a awkward laugh :)