Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Interrogation
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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sourgirl101 29
If he said lips, would he be wrong?
PeteyPablo12308 20
How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL
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perdix 31
"I've gotten to her Fallopian tubes. Are you glad you asked, sir?"
Hockeyboy4280 18
Well at least your honest
HomeAl0ne 20
"I'd say your daughter has been the lowest. Wait, do drunk homeless people count?"
guppy40000 0
pervy dad lol
nannu_nannu 1
Who cares? The first time my uncle met my ex, he asked him what it's like "plowing" his niece. I didn't say fml and neither should you.
Cosmic_Horror 1
The dad probably thought of it as a joke. I would put it in the same category as the "wow (people of specified race) are sure are awful--just kidding!" kind of jokes. As in, jokes that make reasonable people feel ill rather than amused.
bammagirl1994 0
my dad met my first bf at the door with a 30 yot6 m ak47 I dont wanna hear it
phatdaddy62 23
Illiterate Much?
MyNameIsBruce 0
30 yot 6? you mean .306?
dragster_fml 0
how is this an fml. stop complaining
phatdaddy62 23
Did your boyfriend answer - ummmm, the Grand Canyon?
overbyte 0
The perfect answer to that question would have been 'her feet'
Woodrock410 0
tell him feet lol