Interrogation Anonymous - - United States Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML 37 142 4 068
Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML 17 989 5 934
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML 52 900 7 988
Today, I was let go from my dream job. My manager said he couldn't keep me busy all day, and so he didn't need me. He still has a "Help Wanted" sign up. FML 20 433 1 539
Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML 2 533 202
Today, I chose a new song to be the ringtone for my new cell phone. After waiting all day for someone to call me, I had to ask my husband, who was sitting right next to me, to call me or send me a message so I could hear how it sounded. FML 4 037 1 215
Today, I hopped on a tram without a ticket to travel one stop in order to save 5 minutes off my walk. Instead, I got a $230 fine and ended up 15 minutes further away from my destination. FML 158 1 545
If he said lips, would he be wrong?
How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL