Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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sLap_fml 0
i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.
LyuboLove 0
lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha
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Comments (227)
hottstuff69 0
@94- i completley agree. **** lessons in school would be great and to the poster....... get over it if you know, tell him what to do or learn what to do. not that much of an fml moment
AlexJakubsen1 0
awwww. def an fml, but still kind of adorable.
bigrederin 0
Wow. If you don't know how to have sex, then you're TOO ******* YOUNG AND STUPID TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'll bet you didn't even make him wear a condom. Oops...do you even *know* what a condom is?
Marysenjo 0
LMAO @ #26 xD and aww, i find this quite cute :) good luck to you both, hopefully it'll get better from now on :D
Claeric 0
@ 126 Wow, you don't know the alphabet? What the hell are you doing in kindergarten? Obviously you're too YOUNG and STUPID to learn things. Your logic is the worst logic I have ever encountered. Heres something you might not understand: LEARNING IS HOW WE LEARN THINGS. Idiot.
Kamicase 0
Where's the problem? You tell him what you like him to do and things should start doing fine.
Oopsiesz 0
Hahaa at 20.. Play that song for him next time, that'll help him out
RadRetro 0
tell him to watch ****.
ammali 0
LOL, awww. Well, at least he's open to suggestion? :) Make sure you enjoy it, girl!
FajitaFreak 3
I don't understand why girls expect perfection like this. He didn't know what to do. It was his first time. So what? People learn. Practice makes perfect.