Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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sLap_fml 0
i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.
LyuboLove 0
lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha
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Comments (227)
Gringo_fml 0
#11, take a guess 'dick head'
effthis 0
in and out.. repeat..
happierthenyou 0
at least he asked you?
mehwhateverr 0
i hate all these sex fmls. 1. how was he supposed to know what to do? 2. this is hardly an fml. grow up.
Claeric 0
Girls on FML seem to put WAY too much importance into sex. There's nothing worse here than girls who get upset because their boyfriend, WHO HAS TO DO MOST OF THE WORK, doesn't know what to do HIS FIRST TIME. Jesus christ. I'm glad I will never go near a girl in that way.
Paulspacefdot 0
You have a golden opportunity to train him up right :-) Get a 12 pack of condoms, and a couple porno movies and a room with a lock. When you finally come out, you'll BOTH know what to do! LOL.
luvurfacexo 0
My husband said that to me the first time we had sex too. It was adorable, I thought. I just looked at him and was like "Uhh, you could try... moving?!" He's the best lover i've had now, not so much then. ;) Stick with it, it'll get better!
Jabulls 0
Oh man what? What made him think that you were more capable of figuring out what to do with HIS stuff? Lol.
Wonka_fml 0
He probably finished already.
roflmaonade 2
i agree with 111, either that or he doesnt have a working penis. honestly, if your man-instincts don't kick in once youre in physical contact with your naked girlfriend there are only two explanations: he's a 1 second wonder or he's mentally incompetent. tell him to pick to crochet or something.