Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
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Top comments
Telefunkish 12
She's stripping her of her future
icnburbbygrl 23
Wow. They are starting them out early
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Comments (115)
NickACD 27
Hey, pole dancing is great exercise and fun when it's not for stripping.
usmc_sean 8
Gotta teach them young. Next generation strippers
Etweens96 25
What the hell?!
StarkWolf_fml 23
no father + pole dancing lessons= messed up future
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Stripping and everything? Or just doing aerobic stuff using a pole? I mean.. I used to climb street signs when I was little, and try my best to spin the entire way down. Not because anyone showed me, but because it was so much fun and we didn't have any trees I could climb easily in that neighborhood!
Pandistoteles 16
Wearing short shorts and a short shirt that showed her bra while She twirled upside down. So, close enough.
Glasshoney 9
I think we all agree...WTF?! lol
purplegold 19
Oh my *******....
interesting33 37
I think pole dancing can be just a sport and nothing to do with stripping - people at my uni have a pole dancing club - it is just a sport so i think it depends which type the Mum was teaching?
marney7559 6
What the ****'s wrong with her?
dark_angel4121 12
Some people are just born un-classy to begin with. That poor child has no real future ahead of her.