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Impressive

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

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MattCole 0

13 February 2010, 20:00

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

Freeze_fml 17

13 February 2010, 20:01

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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bebeMONSTER 0

13 February 2010, 20:05

That sucks, I start conversations with my best friend like that too. FYL, but since you know that it's offensive you should be more careful.

realggirl 0

13 February 2010, 20:14

Lol mercy. I've done that before as a joke and had it turn out to be their mom or something.

aardvarkish 17

13 February 2010, 20:14

gorgeous

NOTaFmL 0

13 February 2010, 20:19

#10 epic win^^ :D

Bugatti_Veyron 1

13 February 2010, 20:20

ydi for being BELOW middle class.

Ajjas013 6

13 February 2010, 20:21

Bugatti, I have so many things to say. But I'll sum it up with: I hope you crash your car.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

13 February 2010, 20:34

I'll crash it straight into the OP's trailer house just for you.

QueenPersephone 9

13 February 2010, 23:05

Ajjas, I bet that's not even his car.

Ferrari_F50 0

13 February 2010, 23:56

why do you think that? I know you don't know this, but there are people out there who actually work VERY hard! I have worked hard in my ENTIRE life to be able to get these cars. but you don't know that, or wouldn't even think that, because you base everything off of personal experience.

Ajjas013 6

14 February 2010, 02:55

Excuse me, the car you stole from Google Images. Or Bing. I don't judge.

perdix 31

13 February 2010, 20:20

Were you consulting her for a professional opinion? Oh, yeah, you are a self-centered bitch. Why would you care so much about your sister's boyfriend's mom's impression of you, instead of her impression of, say, y'know,. . . YOUR SISTER!?!?!

lickmyjock 0

13 February 2010, 20:23

 bone me perdix

perdix 31

13 February 2010, 20:31

Would you settle for a high-five? The standard, well-known one. I don't know if there is an obscure Urban Dictionary double-meaning, but if there is, NOT THAT ONE! Thanks.

maskedman 9

13 February 2010, 20:39

Did you say high-five? Perdix you are a stone-cold freak. I mean, I knew you were weird but I didn't know you were high-five weird. Please stay away from my children.

Ajjas013 6

13 February 2010, 20:40

I can't believe you made me do this perdix: High-five: While giving anal sex to a female the male slaps his hand on her ass so hard that it leaves a bright red hand print. But you said NOT that one, so you're in the clear this time ;) But just to be safe. Yes, keep your children away.