Anon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Impressive
Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0
What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?
Freeze_fml 17
Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"
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amazinggrace612 0
first
Darrus 0
Do you not have anything going on in your life execpt waiting for someone to post "first" and then complaining about it? The first-posters get buried anyway, and people complaining about them are even more annoying.
Freeze_fml 17
Do you like complaining about people complaining about others posting first?
iCJ86 0
y would u start ur conversations like that
brii1255 0
at 80 . do yhu have siblings ?? we do it cuz its fun lol
silentsniper441 0
there's too much a gap between me and my sister to be like that
hellokittywhore 0
me and my sister always mess around currenly we are call each other back all cum buckets and ***** face, sometimes **** face it's nothing serious.
Gumblebum100 0
Yea I get that impression of you "hellokittywhore" I have no idea why I do though, it's just a feeling I guess, "hellokittywhore".
ladysandry 0
I'm wondering why instead of her sister it's her sister's boyfriend's mom...wrong name clicked? mom just being THAT nosy?
RevengeOnYou 0
FYl. What was she doing on your sisters account anyway??? Trying to find out what her someday-to-be daughter-in-law and her dear son talks about?
itstrishabtw 13
how do you accidentally message your sisters boyfriends mom
MattCole 0
What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?
treesdevin 0
seriously.? tell that ******* bitch she shouldn't have been on ur sisters shit in the first place. haha
Subrosawolf 0
My ex's mom did that all the time :P so I always sent a post saying "?" and let them properly identify themselves.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
it's bad enough to have YOUR mom on there, but even worse if it's someone elses.
Guuurlplease 0
That's what I thought!!!!
MuRz_209 0
MuRz_209 0
Its a goal in life. He is first so don't **** with #1.
chloe2114 4
yeah u tell em!
fylreally 0
hell
Freeze_fml 17
Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"
garrettjordan 0
hahaha wow that suks fyl
Emofluffinzhehe 0
haha exactly. ydi for conversing with promiscuous women lol
sourgirl101 29
Freeze genius! I love the way you think!
mskg 0
ha good point:):)
samalama7 0
i've done that! it suckssssss!
XDNurse 0
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ydi.... always check to avoid horrid embarrassment.... I feel bad for you. ;((
kims0706 10
Well its not like you except your sisters boyfriends mom to be on your sisters account
xPGxTigerx19x 0
Smoooooooth OP
heavymetalman1 0
I would sleep with your eyes open
Diannaa 0
Wow that sucks, good luck with your reputation lol
AngryNinja 1
well, you probably just ****** your sister's relationship. unless the boyfriend's mom will take half of the *****'s profits in exchange for letting her son stay with said *****?