Anon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Impressive
Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0
What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?
Freeze_fml 17
Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"
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CrazyAssStories 0
o and btw facebook is stupid and built for ppl who have no lives. the true heroes r the 1s who went through 1930-1950. the age of a wonderful time where people know of something called "outdoors". OMG big word? I know it's complicated
corme_fml 0
Yes... because calling or visiting my friends across the country is very smart and cost efficient. Get with the time gramps :P
angryseatroll 5
I'm try everything before the 90's when the Internet was invented. you realize that people in early BC times also went into the outdoors. i'm sorry. this just made me laugh because the time period you listed made it seem like people used the Internet before those dates, primarily excluding those dates only. thanks for giving me a laugh. :)
time4coffee 3
CrazyAss why don't you go outside
zackmcguire91 0
who cares???
kamkak 0
why do u have your bf's mom on fb is u never met her?
xdyingxwishx 0
thats exactly what i was thinking. it seems a little weird to me.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Don't feel bad OP my sister (
ramboman19 8
okay. who the **** calls their sister a *****/****??? YDI.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
why the **** was your sisters boyfriends mom on her facebook? stalker.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
why the **** was your sisters boyfriends mom on her facebook? stalker.
alex_vik 1
YDI for being disrespectful to your sister. Unless of course, both of you really are ******, then go ahead.
polico_wolf 0
its not being disrespectfull moron, its called a joke
brianjman14 23
IDK why your comment was thumbed down. You're right. It is a joke. Me and my brother start conversations online with insults all the time because we know it's a JOKE.
Brittface 6
Who cares what your sisters boyfriends mom thinks it's none of her business anyways...
Andreabutt 0
that sucksss