Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
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foreverhappy98 10
At least they are good rumors!!!
airforce987 20
Rumors about you just mean there are people out there who are jealous of you, so your life can't be as bad as they have it op :)
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Comments (64)
PenguinBitch 44
What?! I heard you were renewing your vows with Prince Charming. Congrats!
Gravenmuir 18
*Soulful Adele voice* Rumor has it! (ooooooooOoooooo) Rumor has it! (ooooooooOoooooo) a-Rumor has it!
Gravenmuir 18
I'll take my six Grammy Awards now.
rebeltw 15
lol well your almost life sounds amazing
cakefete2 31
That's the problem.
worldclassrager 41
Purity ring?
AlwaysWatching 27
I wonder if somebody who likes OP decided to be creeperly and then tell everybody that they got engaged.
goodylife101 2
Could be a sign of things to come
lolwhatthehellz 15
thats not nearly as bad as it could have been. hopefully, this can become a reality in the future :) gl op.
FroggerForReal 11
I guess you just give off an exciting vibe. Also I feel like that friend might've ben interested because he cared that much about you. Or maybe not who knows. Sorry OP but just keep your head up and get out there and do stuff
dawood_k 27
Try engaging with more people to have a better reality
lil_miss_simran 15
i'm sorry about the rumors but atleast they're good ones. i mean they could be worse