Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
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mcdgaf 14
You dodged a bullet there bro.
Dave_Davington 34
So, did she say yes?
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Comments (24)
AJ1981 12
So your saying she was screaming "YES" but it just wasn't for you...lol
mas12806 24
Who voted ‘you deserved it’?!
Davros 12
did she say Yes! Yes! Yes! ?
MitiMiki 16
Ex- She is your ex-girlfriend (I hope)
2retz 11
wow, look at the stink ***** that vote "you deserved it". sad miserable people. someone's life was just turned upside down and that's the way you see it. may karma shit on face everyday assholes
ArtLover 13
I'm guessing you didn't propose in the end?
Eheath12Jheath14 8
...why is it normal that she be at your beat friend's house, anyways? It's usually the ones closest to you that you have to worry about your girl cheating with.
Under_score 8
Woah damn be glad you dodge that.
Paul Zimmer 2
I would say **** that bitch. . . but, apparently, someone beat you to the punch. . . literally.